Curse

metalicagrl · Sep 13, 2006, 12:22 AM // 00:22

*walks into bar* (for the millianth time)

*orders beer*
*says hi to everyone*
*notices no one in the bar*

*plays card game by myself*
*sighs*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 13, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24

I'm back again!!

*bring in robots who give gifts and foods to everyone at the bar*
*take out shotgun and fire at all the dead bodies*
*order a beer...*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 13, 2006, 12:32 AM // 00:32

*Sips beer*

*Runs in circles*
*Stops*
"Just wanted to see what all the fuss was about...not that impressed..."

metalicagrl · Sep 13, 2006, 12:41 AM // 00:41

I like those robots!

ty for food + gifts!
*eats food*
*looks at gifts*

can they get beer, too?

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 13, 2006, 07:28 AM // 07:28

*rips the flesh from pauls bones*
*sucks out the marrow*
*crys that paul didnt turn into an elephant for more of a fight and meal*
oh well
*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46

heeeeeeeeere wammo wammo wammo!

*drinks beer*
*hic*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20

LMAO

*taunts wammo*

*Hangs wammo from ceiling like a pinyada*

*wacks wammo*

*collects sweets*

*Wacks wammo*

*collects sweets*

*wacks wammo*

*collects £10 note*

"bacon...come hit this wammo - this one's loaded!"
"I'm using Pinyada Strike on wammo!"

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 08:27 AM // 08:27

*wacks wammo*

*nothing happens*

*wacks wammo harder*

*still nothing happens*

goddamit

*wacks wammo to a bloody pulp*

hmm ... he must've ran out of stuff.

can i have some of your candy then?

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33

*hands bacon some comiseration sweets*

"you're not getting my £10 note!"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Assigns wammo hunting skills to skillbar*
"Shhhh....I'm hunting wammos"

*sneaks out of the bar*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34

good luck old chap!
bring the clan back some wammo!

*drinks beer in satisfaction*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42

*strolls in with 2 wammos thrown over shoulder*

"I'm back lads...get the barbeque out"

*Orders Irn Bru*
*receives Diet Pepsi*
"I didn't ask for WATER!"
*receives Irn Bru*

*sits next to bacon*
*Drinks Irn Bru*

*smells the satisfying smell of a sucessful wammo hunt*

"Oh, bacon, before I forget...this is for you"
*Hands bacon unidentified gold Wammo Vestments*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56

LOL
thanks buddy, you rock!

umm ... don't suppose you have an ID kit as well?

*sheepish grin*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 09:03 AM // 09:03

*hands bacon an ID kit with one remaining use*

*eats wammo burger*

"YUCK - wammos taste of FILTH....and what's this? It looks like.....IS THIS BURGER CASTING MENDING ON ITSELF???"

*Throws wammo burger on a fire*

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 09:07 AM // 09:07

LMAO!
wammo burger with mending lol

*IDs gold Wammo Vestments*

well look at that!

Mega Ultra Superior Rune of Wammo Hunting
+9 to Wammo Hunting

what are the odds eh?

here, you probably have more use for this than i do, master wammo hunter.

*hands Mega Ultra Superior Rune of Wammo Hunting to beaver*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 09:11 AM // 09:11

"Awww, cheers mate"

"Where are all the wammos this morning?"

*Checks clock*

"Good good - it's on Proper Time"

*drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 09:12 AM // 09:12

they're having a secret emergency council meeting to determine which of them is to be sacrificed next.

*drinks beer*

where's everyone else?

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18

"Struth mate...maybe everyone's gone down the billabong! - BONZA"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 09:36 AM // 09:36

you alright there?

*drinks beer*

you're talking funny.

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 13, 2006, 09:56 AM // 09:56

*contemplates the meaning of life*

*stands on table*

"EVERYONE Listen up. Oh wait...there's only me and bacon here...ah well...BACON! The meaning of life is simple..."Taunt as many wammos as you can"...got that?"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Looks around for wammos*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 13, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59

*throws a salted peanut at beaver*
you loony.

*drinks beer*

hey, look! a wammo is hiding under your table!
*points at wammo under table*